Don't be surprised. Don't be nervous.
Don't be excited. Don't be anxious.
Don't be shocked. Don't be upset.
This isn't a poem, nor is it the least poetic.
I know I left you guys without a sign or hint. And I'm truly apologetic for that.
Or maybe not; you should never be certain of my sincerity and creditability. Isn't it jaw-dropping that I've spent time to type out something here. Ah well, consider this as the sign and hint you might have been searching for all this while.
Or perhaps you will find it more logical to consider this as a sign of boredom, something that you've struggled to shun all this while.
Au Revoir.