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Okay, by popular demand, the "6 weird things about oneself" returns with a heart of vengeance. Technically, return wouldn't be too apt a word, but you get the picture. (I'm trying to make it sound good and appealing).

To be honest, I've long forgotten how many bloggers have the authorship for this website so I'm just gonna post six weird things about myself here. I know I know, you can't wait to finally comprehend what gives Mr Satire that flair with his sarcasm.

Here goes nothing (6 weird things isn't nothing, but that's how teenagers say it these days)

1. I've a fetish for female vampires. They're just really hot with those sexy fangs.

2. I get occasional bouts of visual and audio amplification, in which everything i see becomes zoomed in and everything i hear becomes extremely loud.

3. I possess very slight and subtle telekinesis.

4. I read words, sentences, stories out loud in my mind.

5. My mathematics grade isn't good, but I do mental sums quickly and accurately

6. For all my poems, stories, verses and satires, I am strangely unsure of what a noun, verb and adverb means.

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