Guess who's back?
Back again
Jake is back
Tell your mom.
The above verse was copied and sorrowfully plagiarized from Eminem's Without Me. The hiphop (white) song is essentially overplayed and overrated, but it's catchy to me, so appreciate it.
Today, I'm gonna talk lightly about the term "Apologetic Qn" (well, my definition, at least).
Qn. In my ridiculously and fanatically underrated opinion, Qn would mean Question. Unless you can explain to me in a more scientific and literal manner (preferably by splitting Q and N apart), i suggest you bottle up your feelings in glass and read on. Therefore, i can prove with reason that Apologetic Qn is an aberration and abbreviation of Apologetic Question.
How then can one post apologetic question on a blog? I mean I can post AN apologetic question or apologetic questionS but i can never post apologetic question as an entry. That would be too insipid and too unlike my style of writing. I've explained what apologetic questions mean but still, i'm stumped by the sheer vagueness of the suggestion on that tagboard.
Who should I apologise to?
And Why?
And how can you apologise and ask (unless you're asking for an apology, but that would be termed "asking for forgiveness", wouldn't it?)
But since I'm here to entertain (and post), I shall post apologetic questions to the person who made the reasonable suggestion despite the unerring errors in the manner of it.
1. I'm terribly and extremely and *flips thesaurus* helplessly apologetic for the mad, fanatical and *looks at thesaurus again* unreasonable havoc I've brought to this website
2. I'm also sorry for not knowing what's good for the blog and for not involving and thinking about the other bloggers who possess the "authorship" for this website.
3. I'm yet again sorry for posting so regularly that this blog is dying from my literal alacrity, I'll try my best to post only on special occasions which reek, no i mean, which exude grandeur.
4. I'm sorry for the *counts fingers* fourth time because I disallowed other bloggers to blog by stealing their time *smiles wryly* and their authorship and their effort.
5. Last but definitely, totally, assuredly not least, I am also sorry for not giving my best to this blog. (Rest assured, I will, from now on, nothing personal)
Adios Amigo.